Natural tHighs

Please make sure you forward this back to me.......Because I need constant re-assurance! you'll see why at

the end!

Think about them two at a time BEFORE going on to the next one.........IT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL ANNOYED specially the thought at the end.

1. Falling in a puddle.

2. Laughing so hard your prosthetic limb falls off.

3. A cold shower.

4. No lines at you're parole officer's

5. A special glance from the old guy who hangs out at the bus stop.

6. Getting credit card offers in the mail

7. Taking a drive on a pot holey road.

8. Hearing your favorite Tiffany song on the radio.

9. Lying in bed listening to the people scream outside.

10. Lint-covered towels fresh out of the dryer.

11. Finding the dildo you want is on sale for half price.

12. Chocolate X-Lax. (or vanilla!) (or strawberry)

13. A long distance phone call someone charged to your phone.

14. A cold bubble bath.

15. Giggling at others' misfortunes.

16. A good conversation about the weather.

17 Finding syringes on the beach

18. Finding a hate note in your coat from last winter.

19. Laughing at yourself, because you're just joining in with the others.

20. Obscene phone calls that last for hours.

21. Running through sprinklers to take that short cut because the bus is already there.

22. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all except the voices in your head telling you to kill kill KILL!.

23. Having someone tell you that your sister is beautiful.

24. Laughing at an inside joke at the expense of others.

25. Your friend can't talk to you because she's watching "Friends".

26. Accidentally overhearing someone say something critical about you.

27. Waking up every half hour all night long and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.

28. Your first kiss-- remember that dorky person with the acne and braces?

29. Making new mob connections.

30. Playing with a dead puppy.

31. Having someone pull your hair.

32. X-rated dreams.

33. Hot chocolate in the middle of July.

34. Road trips with psycho hitchhikers.

35. Puking on swings.

36. Wrapping presents your mom will hate at the last minute under the Christmas tree while stuffing cookies into your face and chugging back Jack Daniels.

37. Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can feel smug because your friends don't know them.

38. Going to a White Lion reunion concert.

39. Making butt contact with a cute stranger

40. Winning a really competitive game of Tiddly Winks against your younger sibling.

41. Making wheat-free carob-chip cookies.

42. Having your friends send you the homemade cookies nobody else would eat.

43. Spending time with Pat Robertson.

44. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from the friends in your head.

45. Holding hands with someone you barely know because you lost a bet.

46. Running into an old friend and realizing that some people never change

47. Riding the best roller coasters until you puke on the kid in front of you.

48. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open another pair of socks on their birthday from you.

49. Watching the sunrise from your chain gang crew.

50. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful that at last the Communist Threat is over.

PASS ON THESE NATURAL HIGHS TO AT LEAST 700 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT

HALF LIFE OF URANIUM AND SOMETHING FANTASTIC MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU SOMEDAY. I am a co-dependent narcissist, whose main function in life is to have you pay attention to me. Be sure to send back 5 copies to the person who sent it to you, as well as to everyone in their address book!

Friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering to take their Viagra.