10 ways to say i luv u

10. Remember simple things about her (i.e. her bra size, where she keeps her money)

9. Call her, even if you don't have a reason, especially during her favorite tv show.

8. Kiss her whenever and wherever possible-- boobs are a good place to start.

7. Don't lie - unless you are sleeping with her sister.

6. Remember when you first met her - the year, month and day, and take every opportunity to throw it in her face.

5. Don't be embarrassed to be around her - flirt in public with other girls.

4. Let her listen to her type of music around you - even if it's sappy or girly. In fact, let her do anything she wants. Be her slave.

3. Look her into her eyes when you say "I love you" or "I'm sorry." It's OK to cross your fingers behind your back.

2. try to make her jealous - nothing says "I love you" more than fighting over which other girls you want to bone.

1. Say "I love you" like you mean it. It will get you laid much faster.