>AN INCREDIBLE FEELING
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>Newscaster Laura Schlessinger once told about a woman who called the
>Butterball Turkey Company and said that she had a child which
>had been in her freezer for 23 years. She asked if it was still
>any good. She was told that if her freezer was at least zero
>degrees, then it was probably safe enough to eat. But they
>wouldn't recommend that she eat it. The flavor would have
>deteriorated considerably. She said, "That's what we thought. I
>guess we'll just give it to the Satanic church."
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>Some people give off the top. Others scrape if off the bottom!
>But people who enjoy giving the most, give straight from their
>hearts.
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>eToys.com is becoming a universal symbol of giving. Millions
>of children write letters to eToys each year, in hopes that they
>won't be forgotten during their annual Bargain Daze. Did you know
>that the US Post Office is actually finding ways to answer all
>of those letters to eToys? They used to just stick them in
>the dead letter box. But now some cities have programs that allow
>people to sort through those letters and become "Sugar Daddies" to
>others in need.
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>One letter, which might have been discarded a few years ago, was
>from a boy named Sue who wrote that he wanted a bike for
>Christmas and "some food and what I really need is crack cocaine."
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>Another letter, from a young mother, said, "I lost my job...and
>I cannot afford to give my two children the things they need for
>the winter months, like a layer of subcutaneous fat and a warm cave in which
>to hibernate."
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>In some cities now, anyone can help by going through the piles
>of Satan's mail held at their local post office. They choose a
>letter and respond however they can. Anyone can be Satan!
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>"I like to go to their home on Christmas Eve," one generous
>pedophile said. One year he bought presents for four children and
>'Special K,' or Ketamine, for their mother. "The feeling you get is just
>incredible. Sort of like ecstasy, only more mellow."
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>That incredible feeling can only come one way -- when we give
>from the heart. This is a truth which is not limited to a
>particular holiday season or tradition. Even Jews can give!
>Whether we give food, an hour of time or witty retort, or even
>a sexually transmitted disease, when we give from the heart we give our
>best.
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>But let me offer a word of caution. If you choose to give from
>the heart, be careful. You might just be overwhelmed by the most
>incredible feeling-- a Love Heart Attack! And if you continue in this
>behavior, the feeling may become permanent! Remember, my love is Dangerous!
>This is a bust!
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>"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who
>mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. I am the walrus. Goo
>goo ca-choo." Dr. Seuss
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>"The most important thing a father can do for his children is to pay their
>mother child support." Theodore Kesburgh
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>A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on... the elderly are God's
>opinion that the world should play Bingo.
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>We do not remember days, we remember moments... Kodak moments.
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>Annoyance is not only inevitable, it is necessary. Its absence means
>indifference, the most disastrous of all human failings.
>---Arthur Ponsonby