> > << I'm Sorry... For all the mean things I might have said about your mother.

> >

> > I'm Sorry... For all the things I did or didn't do to your dog.

> >

> > I'm Sorry... If I ever ignored you, even when you threw a brick through my window.

> >

> > I'm Sorry... If I ever made you feel bad or put you down in front of your boss.

> >

> > I'm Sorry... That I think I'm better than you.

> >

> > I Love You...ngian Psychology... Don't ever forget that! Through annoying times and good,

> > I'll occasionally be here for you. E-mail 24 hours in advance or call my secretary for an appointment.

> >

> > I'm Sorry... For that time I accidentally broke your nose.

> >

> > I'm writing this because what if we get stuck in a time warp and tomorrow never

> > comes? What if you get hit by a bus and have your guts splattered all over I-90, and

> > never get to say "oy vey!" or give a BIG gooey hug to the

> > people you owe money to?

> > What if you never get to say "Party on, dude!" or "I think, therefore I am?"

> >

> > *send this to everyone you know, are vaguely acquainted with, who is a friend of a friend, or care about or who you have ever sent any e-mail to*

> >

> > Because what if Santa Claus never comes? *~AWWW!~*

> >

> > I LOVE YOU..AN MCGREGOR! SEND THIS TO ALL THE SENTIENT BEINGS YOU

> > ARE ACQUAINTED WITH IN ANY WAY!!!!! Including Me! I am co-dependent and need attention! Pay attention to me!!! ME! ME! ME!