>> Many people will walk in and out of your life,

>> But only true friends will leave footprints on

>> your carpet.

>>

>> To handle yourself, use your head;

>> To handle others, use your fists.

>>

>> Anger is only one letter short of danger., and 4 letters short of tangerine.

>> If someone betrays once, it is his fault;

>> If he betrays you twice, it is your mother's fault for raising you to be so stupid.

>>

>> Great minds discuss what's for dinner;

>> Average minds discuss the stock market;

>> Inquiring minds (like mine) want to know.

>>

>> He who loses at Scrabble, loses much;

>> He who loses a friend, loses much more;

>> He who loses his lunch, loses all.

>>

>> Beautiful young people are freaks of nature,

>> But beautiful old people should be euthanized.

>>

>> Learn from the mistakes of others

>> They're much more fun to laugh at than the mistakes you make yourself.

>>

>> Friends, Bob and me . . . You brought another annoying

>> friend . . . and Bob's poker buddies, and we

>> started

>> our group . . . our circle of people we are obligated to send holiday cards to . . .

>> and like a circle . . .

>> there

>> is no beginning or end . . . until someone dies...

>>

>> Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. My foot is all blistery.

>> Today is pretty boring.

>>

>> It's Intergalactic friendship week.

>> Send this to everyone you consider to be on your mailing list.

>> If it comes back then you'll know you have

>> too many people on your mailing list.

>>

>> WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER, YOU'RE REQUESTED

>> TO

>> SEND IT TO 100 PEOPLE,

>> INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU., MAKE SURE YOU SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU SO HE OR SHE WILL HAVE TO SEND IT BACK TO YOU AND IT WILL KEEP GOING BACK AND FORTH UNTIL SOMEONE'S COMPUTER CRASHES.>>

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