> >
> >>> > The Bird - a lovely story and thought.
> >>> >
> >>> >                                      Oooo
> >>> >:                  Some people      (     )
> >>> >:               come into our lives  )   /
> >>> >:     and quickly become boring....  ( _/
> >>> >:
> >>> >                                      oooO
> >>> >:                                    (    )      Some people
> >>> >:                                    (        become leeches
> >>> >:                                      _)       and eat our food...
> >>> >:
> >>> >:                  leaving  crumbs and  Oooo
> >>> >                   footprints on our   (    )
> >>> >:                   linoleum.           )  /
> >>> >:                                       (_/
> >>> >
> >>> >:                                      oooO
> >>> >:                                     (    )      and we are
> >>> >:                                        (        ~ never ~
> >>> >:                                       _)      quite the same
> >>> >                                                   after we
> >>> >                                                  see the 
> >>> >                                                  cleaning bill!!
> >>> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >>> >Yesterday is history.
> >>> >Tomorrow a mystery.
> >>> >My foot is all blistery.
> >>> >That's why it's called Athlete's Foot!
> >>> >I think this is itchy.....get me some cortisone
> >>> >right now!
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >>> >                
                                 / \
                                |\_/|
                                |---|
                                |   |
                                |   |
                              _ |=-=| _
                          _  / \|   |/ \
                         / \|   |   |   ||\
                        |   |   |   |   | \>
                        |   |   |   |   |   \
                        | -   -   -   - |)   )
                        |                   /
                         \                 /
                          \               /
                           \             /
                            \           /
                             |         |
  TAKE THIS HAND GESTURE
> >>> >                     AND KEEP IT CLOSE TO YOU
> >>> >                     ONLY TRUE FRIENDS FLIP YOU THE BIRD
> >>> >                     OVER E-MAIL INSTEAD OF TO YOUR FACE
> >>> >                          ~~~~
> >>> >
> >>> >THIS IS A SPECIAL FINGER... YOU MUST PASS THIS ON TO 666
> >>> >PEOPLE WITHIN THE HOUR OF RECEIVING IT...AFTER YOU DO MAKE
> >>> >A WISH....  IF YOU HAVE PASSED IT ON, YOUR WISH WILL PROBABLY NOT BE
> >>> >GRANTED BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL ANYWAY....IF NOT...YOUR BOSS
> >>> >WILL YELL AT YOU FOR SLACKING AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE.
> >>> >
> >>> >Now don't delete this message, because it is very special. In fact, it rode the Special Bus.
> >>> >
> >>> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >>> >Right Now -
> >>> >-somebody is very annoyed by you.
> >>> >-somebody is thinking ill of you.
> >>> >-somebody is having sex with your dog.
> >>> >-somebody misses Vincent Price.
> >>> >-somebody wants to talk to your manager.
> >>> >-somebody wants to get with your sister.
> >>> >-somebody thinks you're asking for it.
> >>> >-somebody is irritated by the tech support you haven't provided.
> >>> >-somebody wants to squeeze your neck.
> >>> >-somebody hopes Old Yeller lives in the end.
> >>> >-somebody wants you to be nicer.
> >>> >-somebody wants to hide from you.
> >>> >-somebody is celebrating your absence.
> >>> >-somebody wants to give you the gift of eternal life.
> >>> >-somebody thinks that you are gifted in that special way.
> >>> >-somebody thinks you're too cold, or not hot enough.
> >>> >-somebody wants to do your mom.
> >>> >-somebody loves your new haircut. No, I mean *really*.
> >>> >-somebody admires your mullet.
> >>> >-somebody is thinking of you and groaning.
> >>> >-somebody wants to be your soul provider.
> >>> >-somebody wants you to leave the room so (s)he can have a lot of fun.
> >>> >-somebody thinks you're too fat.
> >>> >-somebody wants to protect his or herself from your interests.
> >>> >-somebody would do almost anything for 5 minutes in the closet with you.
> >>> >-somebody wants to be a fireman when he grows up.
> >>> >-somebody remembers that time you called her a slut.
> >>> >-somebody is praising Zorkkon the Space God.
> >>> >-somebody needs to know that your terms are unconditional.
> >>> >-somebody is eating tapioca pudding right now.
> >>> >-somebody wants to tell you you have head lice.
> >>> >-somebody wants to talk endlessly about that dream last night with you.
> >>> >-something wants to hold you in its tentacles.
> >>> >-somebody wants YOU to drive for a change.
> >>> >-somebody treasures your life insurance policy.
> >>> >-somebody wishes they could turn back time; that they could find a way.
> >>> >-somebody praises Zeus for your credit card number.
> >>> >-somebody can't wait to see you naked.
> >>> >-somebody loves you for your bank account.
> >>> >-somebody loves the way you make them dinner.
> >>> >-somebody wants you to know they are really gay.
> >>> >-somebody's glad that you're somebody else's friend.
> >>> >-somebody wants to be your "special friend."
> >>> >-somebody stayed up all night thinking about your irritating habits.
> >>> >-somebody is alive because of quitting smoking.
> >>> >-somebody is wishing that you noticed he/she is ignoring you.
> >>> >-somebody is glad they don't know you better.
> >>> >-somebody wants to open the window so they don't have to smell you.
> >>> >-somebody has has really poor grammar.
> >>> >-somebody trusts your taste in porn.
> >>> >-somebody needs you to send them a check made out to "cash."
> >>> >-somebody needs your clerical support.
> >>> >-somebody needs you to have faith in their lousy writing abilities.
> >>> >-somebody will cry when they find out you're coming for a visit.
> >>> >-somebody needs you to let them be.
> >>> >-somebody hears a Marilyn Manson song that reminds them of you.
> >>> >-10,000 people NEED YOU TO SEND THIS TO THEM....